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txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>If Jesus Christ came back today and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. - Woody Allen<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>What is a friend? One soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Some men see things as they are and say, 'Why?' I dream of things that never were and say, 'Why not?' - George Bernard Shaw<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer…is 'What does a woman want?' - Sigmund Freud<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>If music be the food of love, play on. - William Shakespeare<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>In the future everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes. - Andy Warhol<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>My candle burns at both ends; it will not last the night; but ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - it gives a lovely light! - Edna St. Vincent Millay<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.  Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man. - George Bernard Shaw<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth. - George Bernard Shaw<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. - Isaac Newton<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. - Henry Kissinger<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. - William Shakespeare<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing. - Socrates<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all. - Socrates<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>We must become the change we want to see. - Mahatma Gandhi<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion. - Ovid<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. - George Bernard Shaw<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-Tsu<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing. - Oscar Wilde<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy. - Paul Rudnick<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. - George Santayana<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>The wise learn many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>No law or ordinance is mightier than understanding. - Plato, Laws<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child. - Order of the Knights of Pythagoras<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. - William Shakespeare<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be. - Socrates<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in ourselves if we are underlings. - William Shakespeare<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>The public interest is best served by the free exchange of ideas. - Judge John Kane<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>There is no sin except stupidity. - Oscar Wilde<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship. - Harry S. Truman<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence - and then success is sure. - Mark Twain<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred. - Thomas Jefferson<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. - Mae West<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. - Oscar Wilde<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo Galilei<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>A man who has committed a mistake and doesn't correct it, is committing another mistake. - Confucius<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. - Rainer Maria Rilke<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>" 
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adam<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do. - Dale Carnegie<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. - Quentin Crisp<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. - John Russell<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Ninety percent of everything is crap. - Theodore Sturgeon<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Maybe this world is another planet's hell. - Aldous Huxley<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting. - Mark Twain<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Franz Kafka<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie for his country. - Sir Henry Wotton<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>One who condones evils is just as guilty as the one who perpetrates it. - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - General G. C. Patton<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmond Burke<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Do what you can with what you have where you are. - Theodore Roosevelt<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of his hand. - Irish Blessing<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the others. - Cicero<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in. - Graham Greene<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Tell me what company you keep and I'll tell you what you are. - Miguel de Cervantes<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>One who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints. - Proverb<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country. - E. M. Forster<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Wit is the only wall between us and the dark. - Mark van Doren<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. - Scott Adams<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - W. B. Yeats<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage -- it can be delightful. - George Bernard Shaw<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together. - Eugene Ionesco<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King, Jr.<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much. - Walter Lippmann<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees! - Emiliano Zapata<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>I don't know who my grandfather was; I'm much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. - E. J. Phelps<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Be not afraid of going slowly; be only afraid of standing still. - Chinese Proverb<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. - Soren Kierkegaard<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. - Oscar Wilde<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>But better die than live mechanically a life that is a repetition of repetitions. - D. H. Lawrence<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"
txtList[txtList.length]="<B>Quote of the Day</B><br>It isn't the mountains ahead that wear you out, it's the grain of sand in your shoe. - Anonymous<br><small><i>More <a href=http://websmaster.info>websmaster script</a></i></small>"

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